funnyandhilarious:

This Is So Great
death-by-lulz:

"It’s like you’re my mirror / My mirror staring back at me"

death-by-lulz:

"It’s like you’re my mirror / My mirror staring back at me"

(Source: richardlawson, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

"I know that women are not supposed to sleep around all the time, because then you’re a slut and the reason men hate you," he says in the spot. "But you’re also not supposed to turn down men’s advances all the time or put them in the ‘friend zone,’ because then you’re a cold-hearted bitch and you’re the reason men hate you."

Well said sir, well said. Kudos for humorously calling out the ridiculous double standards women face.

Too good, too true. 

perfectlydreadful:

White People: The Middle East is so barbaric. They’ll cut off a person’s hand just for stealing!

White People when an unarmed black kid is murdered by police in America: Yeah, but he shoplifted some cigarillos, so…

(via 92riots)

phloeticexpressions:

me getting snacks for the turn up function

phloeticexpressions:

me getting snacks for the turn up function

(Source: hotelforcorndogs, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

Tags: onrepeat

Jon Stewart Goes After Fox in Powerful Ferguson Monologue

Perfection.

(Source: youtube.com, via iriusly)

foxxxynegrodamus:

i hate the internet

Happy Sunday. I am crying.

(Source: dangervvank, via somnambulist-beats)

Ariana, this album is KILLIN’ IT.

(Source: osnapitzarifan)

"I just want a salary high enough so adding guacamole isn’t even a question."

— Vanderbilt via YIK YAK (via diet-deadlines)

(via six6intheam)

"Act my age?
What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fuck.
It will still drown your ass with vigor."

— the greatest thing i have ever read (via seabelle)

(Source: howitzerliterarysociety, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)