"I just want a salary high enough so adding guacamole isn’t even a question."
— Vanderbilt via YIK YAK (via diet-deadlines)
"Act my age?
What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fuck.
It will still drown your ass with vigor."
— the greatest thing i have ever read (via seabelle)
(Source: howitzerliterarysociety, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)